my new lexus

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 20-Sep-2005 15:27:43

I just got my new Lexus Rx400h and returned to the dealer the
next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio
worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky
or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again"
came from the speakers.

I drove away happy and for the next few days every time I'd
say, "Beethoven!", I'd get beautiful classical music and if I
said "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Then one day a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my
new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "Assholes!" I
yelled.

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore
on drums and Bill Clinton on sax!

I LOVE THIS CAR!!!!

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 21-Sep-2005 8:26:01

hahahaha. good joke texas. love it

Post 3 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 19-Oct-2006 0:19:59

lol

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 19-Oct-2006 6:44:09

If you substitute George Bush, Don Rumsfeldt, Denny Hastert and Bill Frisk for the names above: then it's funny.

Otherwise: booo!

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 20-Oct-2006 15:17:55

hahahahahahaha!